Unlike some other animals, playing dead will only make the wild Goth more interested in you.
They are actually reclusive and peaceful creatures, however, when camping always dispose of any unused cloves, vinyls, or poetry, away from your tent in a garbage receptacle or contained fire. It is a dangerous myth that you can simply tie these items up a tree as Goths are highly adept at climbing trees!
Bahahaha!!! Excellent.
